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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:10 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:10 PM
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-----Phase 6----- WHITE It's on top of Walter White's head! It's shiny up here. Good luck getting back down. From here you can go...well, anywhere on the map, if you want to try and jump! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934540931917549609/934551672561209415/unknown.png?width=630&height=472
Interceptomato
0.5/3 HP h50h00h00 🔹footballhelmet 👁️VISIBLE This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks.
Killer Bean
2.5/3 HP h10h10h50 🔹bangercooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹beefmask 👁️VISIBLE It's a really cool-looking mask! With this item, if you rap during the phase, you will get a +5 on your roll. 🔹hollywoodhand 👁️VISIBLE It's a perfect anatomical replica of Paul Hollywood's hand. It grants a one-time guaranteed crit success on any action you wish.
Ping
1.5/3 HP h10h50h00 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown) 🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE Sharp useful knife 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder? 🔹jamgun 👁️VISIBLE A pair of LIFE JAM Radish guns! It looks like one of them fires LIFE JAM, and the other fires radish! The radish gun damages the target by 1.5, and the LIFE JAME heals by 1.5.
@Interceptomato @Killer Bean @Ping
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
What the FUCK are you people doing on my head.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
I AM TAKING YOU DOWN FROM THE INSIDE
I HOPE YOU LIKE BRAINWORMS
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
What.
Are you threatening me?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
YES
YES I AM
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
Do you know who I am?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
YOU'RE VERY PERCEPTIVE TODAY
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
Killer Bean puts on his mask. Seems like he's trying to imitate a certain rapper.
"One gun in each hand, made from radish and life jam No match for these pistols, made of material worse than Mask made of beef, catch me cooking the lamb I spit roasts like pork, you know that I go ham"
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
SOON ENOUGH YOU'LL BE ME
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
He deepens his voice for his bars.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
OH HEY, EVERYBODY'S WATCHING
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​Paul Hollywood‼️🔻 Paul Hollywood appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
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Paul Hollywood tent ---> white
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
WHAT'S UP SHITHEADS HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF DAVID VS. GOLIATH
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
What the HELL is going on?
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
Hello
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
WHAT'S HAPPENING BROTHER
HOW ARE YOU
AWFULLY BREEZY UP HERE
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
Listen, tomato, I don't need your damn yapping. I need to concentrate on cooking this goose.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
YOU DO THAT
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
He walks over to Ping, guns akimbo.
You never answered my question from earlier.
You know Jet Bean?
Big fan of eastern food, just like what you cook.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
"Well I'll have you know, that it's not this goose that's cooked, I'd spend more effort showing you just how wrong you are, but you haven't even looked At this menace deep breath from out of the sky, So how's about you just shut up and die"
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
Wowee. Good effort.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT SUCKED
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
That's sarcasm, tomato. It did suck.
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
This is very exciting.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Sick beats Bean-San!
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Look this isn't what I'm good at okay!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
WHY ARE YOU DOING RAP BATTLES ON MY HEAD?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
I'M GONNA BE DOING RAP BATTLES INSIDE YOUR MIND
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
I just came here to learn the secrets of coffee, not to have some crazy rap battle with a bean!
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
You have no sympathy from me. If you really were just here to learn the secrets of coffee, the Agency wouldn't have hired you.
I'm sure you can make an educated guess as to Jet Bean's fate, right, Ping?
I'll give you a hint: it's the same as yours.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 09:23 PM
We'll just have to see about that, won't we?
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MF BEAN BOT 22-Jan-22 09:24 PM
Yes. Yes, we will.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 09:27 PM
I love Rap!
So cool! ⭐
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 09:28 PM
I LIKE THE ONES THAT ARE REALLY BOMBASTIC
YOU KNOW
GET THE PEOPLE GOING
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Paul Hollywood BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 09:30 PM
LOCK
The tension here is unbearable.
Everybody is facing off.
Finally, Paul Hollywood steps forward, and speaks up.
He looks between Killer Bean and Ping.
"Being British, I don't know that much about rap, but I'm sorry to say Ping, Killer Bean is the clear winner."
Killer Bean smirks.
Him and Ping are facing off against each other.
They're waiting for each other to take the first move.
...
SUDDENLY, Ping pulls out his radish gun, and starts to unload high-speed radishes towards Killer Bean!
Killer Bean avoids the bullets and uses Walter White's supple bald head as a trampoline, going high up in the air before doing kick flips!
Ping attempts to do some SICK PARKOUR around Walt's head to dodge the spinning barrage of kicks, BUT ONE OF THEM LANDS AGAINST HIS FACE AND SENDS HIM FLYING!
Killer Bean starts raining bullets down towards Ping with his two golden pistols!
PING IS HIT IN THE STOMACH!
He lands near the edge of Walter's head, bleeding.
Killer Bean walks towards him slowly.
He speaks up.
"Your goose is cooked."
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PING IS DEAD.
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His dead body ragdolls away.
...
But Interceptomato doesn't care about all this.
He has something else in mind.
He jumps high up in the air...
AND CRASHES BACK DOWN STRAIGHT INTO WALTER WHITE'S CRANIUM!
HE PIERCES THE SKULL AND BURROWS INTO WALT'S BRAIN!
...That was very gruesome.
Walt doesn't look so good.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
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❓ Interceptomato moved to ??? ❓ Killer Bean moved to ??? 🔸 Ping stayed here. 🔸 Paul Hollywood stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:17 PM
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-----Phase 7----- WHITE It's on top of Walter White's head! It's shiny up here. Good luck getting back down. From here you can go...well, anywhere on the map, if you want to try and jump! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934540931917549609/934551672561209415/unknown.png?width=630&height=472
Paul Hollywood
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Ping
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
@Paul Hollywood @Ping
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
@​Paul Hollywood🔺 Paul Hollywood instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 10:18 PM
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Paul Hollywood white ---> tent
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 10:19 PM
HELLO FUCKERS
IT'S ME, INTERCEPTOMATO
HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TODAY
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 10:23 PM
Ehhhhhh????
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 10:34 PM
LOOK IT'S THE POLICE
LOCK
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 11:29 PM
...
You thought we'd forget about Walter?
He gets up from the table where his Objective Game Pizza Featuring Domino's App Featuring Hatsune Miku is sitting.
It looks like he's being controlled by... something.
He grabs the pizza.
The entire game.
He walks outside.
Pizza in hands.
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He stares down at the pizza, and then up at his roof.
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He knows what he's about to do. He wants to stop it, but he can't.
He prepares himself...
AND!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 11:32 PM
Mr. WHITE NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 11:32 PM
...
THE PIZZA SLIDES BACK DOWN!
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