0.5/3 HP
footballhelmetVISIBLE This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks.
Killer Bean
2.5/3 HP
bangercookerVISIBLE It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
beefmaskVISIBLE It's a really cool-looking mask! With this item, if you rap during the phase, you will get a +5 on your roll.
hollywoodhandVISIBLE It's a perfect anatomical replica of Paul Hollywood's hand. It grants a one-time guaranteed crit success on any action you wish.
Ping
1.5/3 HP
typingcookerVISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
knifeVISIBLE Sharp useful knife
lifejamVISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
jamgunVISIBLE A pair of LIFE JAM Radish guns! It looks like one of them fires LIFE JAM, and the other fires radish! The radish gun damages the target by 1.5, and the LIFE JAME heals by 1.5.
@Interceptomato
@Killer Bean
@Ping
Walter WhiteBOT22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
What the FUCK are you people doing on my head.
InterceptomatoBOT22-Jan-22 09:11 PM
I AM TAKING YOU DOWN FROM THE INSIDE
I HOPE YOU LIKE BRAINWORMS
Walter WhiteBOT22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
What.
Are you threatening me?
InterceptomatoBOT22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
YES
YES I AM
Walter WhiteBOT22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
Do you know who I am?
InterceptomatoBOT22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
YOU'RE VERY PERCEPTIVE TODAY
MF BEANBOT22-Jan-22 09:12 PM
Killer Bean puts on his mask. Seems like he's trying to imitate a certain rapper.
"One gun in each hand, made from radish and life jam
No match for these pistols, made of material worse than
Mask made of beef, catch me cooking the lamb
I spit roasts like pork, you know that I go ham"
WHAT'S UP SHITHEADS HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF DAVID VS. GOLIATH
Walter WhiteBOT22-Jan-22 09:13 PM
What the HELL is going on?
Paul HollywoodBOT22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
Hello
InterceptomatoBOT22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
WHAT'S HAPPENING BROTHER
HOW ARE YOU
AWFULLY BREEZY UP HERE
MF BEANBOT22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
Listen, tomato, I don't need your damn yapping. I need to concentrate on cooking this goose.
InterceptomatoBOT22-Jan-22 09:14 PM
YOU DO THAT
MF BEANBOT22-Jan-22 09:15 PM
He walks over to Ping, guns akimbo.
You never answered my question from earlier.
You know Jet Bean?
Big fan of eastern food, just like what you cook.
PingBOT22-Jan-22 09:18 PM
"Well I'll have you know, that it's not this goose that's cooked,
I'd spend more effort showing you just how wrong you are, but you haven't even looked
At this menace deep breath from out of the sky,
So how's about you just shut up and die"
MF BEANBOT22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
Wowee. Good effort.
InterceptomatoBOT22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT SUCKED
MF BEANBOT22-Jan-22 09:19 PM
That's sarcasm, tomato. It did suck.
Paul HollywoodBOT22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
This is very exciting.
Hatsune MikuBOT22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Sick beats Bean-San!
PingBOT22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
Look this isn't what I'm good at okay!
Walter WhiteBOT22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
WHY ARE YOU DOING RAP BATTLES ON MY HEAD?
InterceptomatoBOT22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
I'M GONNA BE DOING RAP BATTLES INSIDE YOUR MIND
PingBOT22-Jan-22 09:20 PM
I just came here to learn the secrets of coffee, not to have some crazy rap battle with a bean!
MF BEANBOT22-Jan-22 09:21 PM
You have no sympathy from me. If you really were just here to learn the secrets of coffee, the Agency wouldn't have hired you.
I'm sure you can make an educated guess as to Jet Bean's fate, right, Ping?
"Being British, I don't know that much about rap, but I'm sorry to say Ping, Killer Bean is the clear winner."
Killer Bean smirks.
Him and Ping are facing off against each other.
They're waiting for each other to take the first move.
...
SUDDENLY, Ping pulls out his radish gun, and starts to unload high-speed radishes towards Killer Bean!
Killer Bean avoids the bullets and uses Walter White's supple bald head as a trampoline, going high up in the air before doing kick flips!
Ping attempts to do some SICK PARKOUR around Walt's head to dodge the spinning barrage of kicks,BUT ONE OF THEM LANDS AGAINST HIS FACE AND SENDS HIM FLYING!
Killer Bean starts raining bullets down towards Ping with his two golden pistols!
PING IS HIT IN THE STOMACH!
He lands near the edge of Walter's head, bleeding.